I was not happy with the work quality that I received.

Bad service

he was just eating my sandwich during the trial

ate in the courtroom

He did the hokey pokey in the middle of the courtroom after I got 25 years to life for four counts of vehicular manslaughter.

Why did he do this? Is he autsitic?

he took my fridge and all the food as payment

outrageous cost

Pluh

Amazing and impeccable performance!

not only did he win he belittled the competition Mathew will never be the same again

HE WON FOR ME

He did not attend my hearing. I was sentenced to life in prison and will not get out until 2049. I will be 73 by then and will have my life wasted. 
Worst lawyer ever

Didn't attend

BOOOO

OF COLOSAL SIZE 

amazing

I recently had the unfortunate experience of hiring Mr. Borland, a lawyer who not only failed to provide adequate representation but also managed to make my court case an absolute nightmare. From the moment I stepped into the courtroom, it was clear that I had made a grave mistake by entrusting my legal matters to this bumbling attorney.

The Courtroom Incident: During the trial, Mr. Borland exhibited behavior that can only be described as bizarre. As I nervously awaited my turn to present my case, he casually strolled over to my side of the courtroom, seemingly oblivious to the gravity of the situation. To my horror, he proceeded to sit on me, squashing any hope I had of maintaining a dignified appearance. The judge raised an eyebrow, and I sank further into my seat, mortified by my lawyer’s unprofessional conduct.

Legal Fumbles: As the proceedings unfolded, it became painfully evident that Mr. Borland was ill-prepared. His arguments were flimsy, and he stumbled over basic legal terms. When cross-examining the opposing witnesses, he seemed more interested in discussing the latest episode of a reality TV show than in dismantling their testimonies. It was as if he had mistaken the courtroom for a coffee shop gossip session. Needless to say, my confidence in his abilities plummeted.

The Lost Case: Despite my best efforts to provide evidence and articulate my position, Mr. Borland managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. His lackluster defense allowed the opposing counsel to poke holes in my case, leaving me defenseless. The judge’s ruling was swift and merciless: I lost. My life-altering legal battle was reduced to a mere footnote in the annals of courtroom incompetence, thanks to my lawyer’s abysmal performance.

As consequences of Mr. Borland’s failures. Not only did I lose the case, but I also incurred hefty legal fees. It was a double blow—one to my wallet and another to my faith in the justice system. I contemplated filing a complaint against him, but the prospect of navigating that bureaucratic maze seemed equally daunting. Perhaps he was banking on my exhaustion to avoid accountability.

Conclusion: In summary, Mr. Borland is a lawyer to avoid at all costs. His courtroom antics, lack of legal acumen, and outright negligence cost me dearly. If you’re seeking representation, do yourself a favor: steer clear of this legal catastrophe. I’d give him zero stars if I could. My advice? Save your sanity, your case, and your hard-earned money—find a competent lawyer elsewhere.

I am outraged

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